ChelseaCharms
May 1 - 10Vol. 10 Issue 3 of 6
May / June 2009North American Boob Tales
The beginning of May had me still
in Canada finishing off my week in
Brandon, Manitoba followed by a
week in Winnipeg at their Solid
Gold club. It was so wonderful to
see everyone again! The weather
was much nicer than the last time I
was here (it was 50 degrees below
zero the first time). I had a little
more downtime than what I’m used
to at a gig because my first show
time each night was 10 p.m., so I
was able to catch a couple of movies
during the day. It was kind of
strange though, going to the movies
by myself. It’s so difficult to find
dates in a town where you don’t
know too many people.
Back at the club I had so much fun
performing, but they did have some
strict rules that I can’t make any
contact with the customers. Luckily
the bosses there allowed me to go
ahead and ‘do what I normally do.’
That was a huge relief to me because
when guys come to see my shows
they want to feel my boobs against
them, have some fun with them.
So I went ahead and did some boob
mashing and bashing all the while
getting ready for a signal from (I
wasn’t sure what that would be)
from the managers if any ‘officials’
arrived at the club. The week went
along without incident, but
wouldn’t you know it, my final show
on my last night there I was on stage
about one song into my show when
suddenly I heard the deejay say my
name in a funny tone. I looked his
way, but he didn’t look concerned or anything, so I continued on. After
the first song I walked to the back of
the stage and one of the owners was
there and discreetly informed me
that some officials were in the club
and that I had to keep my distance
from the fans until they left. Need-
less to say, my last show was a bit
on the lame side. Of course, they
stayed the rest of the night. That
meant that I had to wear a bikini
top for all the polaroids after my
show. Sorry to disappoint the guys
that stayed late, but I had to play it
conservatively.
May 11 - 18
but really no time to relax because I
had to start thinking about the Vegas
Expo. Sure it’s over three months
away, but there are so many fittings
that I really need to give my seam-
stress plenty of time to work. Mak-
ing tops for me is quite a project.
My huge curves at the bra line make
it no easy task for anybody, but she’s
the best and is always so patient
with my ever-changing boob size.
However, first things first, as I
started my search for sexy material.
Luckily I’ve had guys send me some
great stuff that I’ll be incorporating
into this year’s look. Next up was
some shopping and then a stop at the
seamstress for a check-up sizing.
She’s always amazed at how much
bigger I can get and that’s why super
stretchy material is always the best!
May 19 - 31
Next up I was excited for my gig at
Roxy’s club in Brooklyn, Illinois
(St. Louis, MO area). I had been to
another of their clubs in the past and
had a spectacular time! This was a
smaller club, but comfy – and I fig-
ured it would be a fun crowd. Unfor-
tunately the club had posted the
wrong dates on their regular adver
tising and website and not many
people knew I was there. A day or so
after my gig, I started getting tons of
emails from fans, who didn’t even
know I was there. They were frus-
trated! So was I! The people at the
club were real nice though. I’d love
to go back and next time I’ll make
sure everybody knows.
June 1 - 15
out the month of May, I was sched-
uled for some dances in Toronto,
Canada. Little did I know, but the
first day of the month would mark
the day that new security measures
were implemented by their govern-
ment. I had no idea and wasn’t pre-
pared. Lacking all the paperwork
necessary, I was put on a return
flight home. All that even though I’d
been there a dozen times. My apolo-
gies to everybody! I felt so bad for
having to leave people hanging until
I could get online and notify them of
what happened. Be assured next
time I’ll have everything in order
when I get to customs. Back in the
United States I made an east coast
swing for appearances in New York,
Boston, and Washington D.C. Al-
though each stop was brief, it was so
much fun catching up and seeing the
familiar faces along with making
some new friends.
June 16 - 30
to pick up some of my Expo outfits.
My seamstress is so amazing! Some
of them need a little adjusting, but
for the most part they were ready to
wear. She then got to work on the
next bunch of outfits. I soooooooo
love getting new outfits! Kind of
that girly thing, I guess. I brought a
few with me to give them a ‘test
run’ in Orange County, California.
They were well received! To finish
the month, I had a gig in Kalama-
zoo, MI at the club, Lil Darlings. I
had a fun time! It was a beautiful
club with a nice, large stage and a
wonderful staff. Yaz took care of me
during my stay and all the girls wel-
comed me with open arms. The fans
were simply incredible! Their enthu-
siasm made my shows so exciting. I
really think the adrenaline rush
makes my boobs grow! Either that,
or I just move around more and
squeeze and bounce my tits more
than usual. Works for me!
BONUS NEWSLETTER PICTURES ADDED OCT 13
A big boog hug to all, Chelsea Charms
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