July 1 - 31

So, I moved to the east coast! In D.C., having a great time, buried in my boxes! So stressful so it was a perfect time for this hashtag I saw on Twitter: #IKeepCalmBy. Of course mine was easy: squeezing and massaging my boobs. And even better is getting a volunteer or 2 to help because of their sheer massive enormity! I wasn’t at my new place for long. Back in Minnesota the beginning of July for all the Independence day festivities with friends and family. A lot of fans told me they were celebrating the Independence of my worlds biggest non-stop boob expansion. I say thank you and enjoy my Colossal face comforters! The celebration continued as I headed to Texas to explore San Antonio, Austin and Houston before hitting Las Vegas and Chicago. A busy month with lots of travels and a few dips into the pool and in nearly every place I was able to wrangle up some men to be my towel guys! So grateful for their help!

And a huge thank you to everybody sending housewarming gifts. There were so many I was so overwhelmed that I couldn’t even finish opening them before camping. And to celebrate big boobs and big water, I released my brand new America’s Cup sailing comic with me at the helm. Loved the feedback! Prior to camping I stopped at Hooters for National Chicken Wing Day. Yes it was one of my first jobs! Of course my boobs were not their current size! Could you imagine me trying to carry those huge trays of food today, without Itsy and Bitsy getting in the way?

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August 1 - 31

My favorite time of the year! Camping on Lake Superior on the Canadian/US border. As always, it didn’t disappoint; the weather was beautiful and I had a blast hiking, exploring, lounging by the fire, reading on the beach - all that wonderful leisurely stuff! Plenty of rocking too, but it can be difficult seeing the ground with my gigantic juggs sticking out:) But the best part was there were semi private areas I could go topless which is always good. I love to set them free, let them breathe, let them grow freely! They grow so much faster that way! Also this month it was National Watermelon Day. One of my favorite days for sure, but aren’t two melons better than one? So to celebrate that wonderful day (yes I love a nice big juicy watermelon to nibble and suck on) I went to the supermarket and bought two big watermelon and the bagger guy gave me a funny look when he saw them tumbling down the belt and then glanced at my chest:) Boob Fun! I’ve done that a few times and always get a good blossoming boob laugh out of it.

After camping, I had to hurry home to pack up for a trip to the Double D Saloon in Oklahoma City! What a fun place!! I had no idea what to expect, as I hadn’t been to this club before, or the city, but I had so much fun! The crew there took such good care of me. I hated that it was just a 2 day gig, because I didn’t want to leave! The girls were so nice. My shows were great! It was packed! I thought Texas was the land of big belt buckles,but OKC might have Texas beat! I can’t wait to go back. Nothing is more fun than performing live in front of all my fans across the globe, live and in the flesh. And guys showed up from all over the country and even brought flowers too!

Also, I had a super special surprise for everybody with the summer Olympics as I released three exclusive new comic strips for this incredibly important event. I love to bring the world together. The first was my favorite competition: gymnastics. You’ve all seen me do a cartwheel on video. Next was my Big Boob swim stroke and finally my giant boobs sprint strip to the the gold medal. Such supportive feedback that I appreciate so much!

I had some time at home then to unpack my camping gear before heading to the Big Apple with my Worlds Biggest Boobs. I got to spend some quality time with friends and have a nice, chill time there which was so nice. It was very hot while I was there but so memorable! The craziness started as always when I headed to Times Square to people watch. Turns out they spent more time watching me. Lots of people in Times Square wanting lots of photos. It’s tough to be anonymous with the Largest tits on the planet!

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