So, I moved to the east coast! In D.C., having a great time, buried in my boxes! So stressful so it was a perfect time for this hashtag I saw on Twitter: #IKeepCalmBy. Of course mine was easy: squeezing and massaging my boobs. And even better is getting a volunteer or 2 to help because of their sheer massive enormity! I wasn’t at my new place for long. Back in Minnesota the beginning of July for all the Independence day festivities with friends and family. A lot of fans told me they were celebrating the Independence of my worlds biggest non-stop boob expansion. I say thank you and enjoy my Colossal face comforters! The celebration continued as I headed to Texas to explore San Antonio, Austin and Houston before hitting Las Vegas and Chicago. A busy month with lots of travels and a few dips into the pool and in nearly every place I was able to wrangle up some men to be my towel guys! So grateful for their help!

And a huge thank you to everybody sending housewarming gifts. There were so many I was so overwhelmed that I couldn’t even finish opening them before camping. And to celebrate big boobs and big water,

I released my brand new America’s Cup sailing comic with me at the helm. Loved the feedback! Prior to camping I stopped at Hooters for National Chicken Wing Day. Yes it was one of my first jobs! Of course my boobs were not their current size! Could you imagine me trying to carry those huge trays of food today, without Itsy and Bitsy getting in the way?