The first weekend of March I enjoyed an early birthday evening with a friend, starting with a fabulous dinner, and then a theater performance of Taming Of The Shrew. I haven’t been to the theater in quite awhile, and I do miss it so much. And of course, you can’t beat Shakespeare! It was a great performance by an all male cast. I definitely have to go to the theatre more often!
I was then off to Los Angeles, before getting home in time for my birthday. No big celebrations or anything, just a nice low-key evening having a dinner with my mother and grandparents. It was wonderful visiting with them. I never get enough time with my grandparents, and they’re so funny and full of stories. Also adding to the fun was yet another snowstorm and this time it arrived on my actual birthday. Big snow for big boobs and more snow angels! A few days later it was daylight savings time which is always funny in the spring because my boobs feel an extra hour bigger when I change the clocks! Speaking of HUGE, I’d like to thank everybody for all the generous birthday wishes and gifts! I feel so grateful and lucky and appreciate all of it!!!
Next I was so excited to be off to the Gold Club Centerfolds in Sacramento! I love this club! I’ve been here 5 or 6 times, and always have such a great time. The schedule is pretty grueling as far as clubs go, as I have day shows, night shows, and then also on the weekend: 2 hour signings each day in their adult novelty store connected to the club which is neat because I get to meet up close with the fans. The management, and bouncer/security staff has pretty much remained the same all the years I’ve been coming here. And all very hunky, gorgeous men. Many of the girls I’ve met in the past were there to greet me again, and have lots of fun. My good friend Frank came to visit, and spend a few days with me there. We had a wonderful time as always. Also, there were many familiar faces in the crowd that I’ve seen and met at my last visits as well. I can’t wait to go back! I had one more work week, spent in Chicago, before heading on vacation!

It was my very first time to go to Vegas just for fun. I had planned to do some work while I was there, and finally decided I deserved to take some time off just to let loose and have some fun! I went with friends and had an absolute blast! I was only there Thursday through Sunday, so it went by incredibly fast. I’ve been to Vegas so many times in the last year sometimes I think it might be easier to move there.
The first night in, we played it pretty loose: walked the strip, saw the fountains, lights and all the crazy people who come out at night in Vegas. My friends and I enjoyed a great dinner at the Venetian. After dinner we went to check out Sapphire’s, the biggest strip club ever! I’d been there many times before and once again we had a great time and got lots of attention. So much fun!! Friday, a friend

and I headed over to the pawn store featured on the TV program Pawn Stars. It was amazing to see such a long line of people! Thankfully, it moved pretty quick. It was cool to get inside and see some of the objects that have been featured on the show. Unfortunately, I was getting a lot of attention there, and it was tough, since it’s not a very large store. Thankfully as a few fans were getting a little too pushy, guess who walked from the back room? Chumlee, of course, who is one of the stars of the show. Yay! It was so neat to see him, and thankfully, all the cameras turned toward him, and gave me break! I wish I could’ve got a photo with him, but he was getting mobbed. After Pawn Stars I met up again with everyone for the Def Leppard concert
at the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino. The show was AWESOME, and we had great seats right up close. Once again the guys delivered another spectacular performance! I
think I’ve seen them like 10 times now! I hope they return to Vegas again because the smaller venue is so much fun! They were there for a couple of weeks for a bunch of shows. Just incredible! Afterward, we hung out at the bar and had lots of drinks, but it was difficult because of all the fans wanting photos. The bartenders said they wanted to start charging people who were hanging out at the bar just to take photos

of me. We stayed out way late, and finally headed in. No clocks in Vegas! I soooo slept in on Saturday. I’m not much of a gambler, but some of my friends are, so we spent the afternoon at the casino, and also did a bit of shopping. Saturday night we had tickets to Peepshow, starring Coco Austin, at the Planet Hollywood Hotel Casino.

The show was spectacular! Very sexy and very funny. Again, we had amazing seats right next to the stage where Coco made her way down the steps at one point. She’s such a gorgeous lady and equally talented on stage. After the show it got a little crazy because by that time the casino was packed! I was trying to walk through, but people were mobbing me again. It was getting to be too much! I had cameras waiting

for me even as I exited the bathroom not to mention a few IN the bathroom! Wow!!! Eventually a few security guys surrounded me and safely got us out of the casino and to our driver.

I spent the first week of April in New York. Spring time in NY is wonderful! Especially when we’re having an exceptionally long winter in Minnesota. Back home I had a week of shoots and housework to catch up on. I even tweeted about my housework ‘cause I thought it was funny; I was cleaning while wearing my pajama bottoms, but my boobs were swinging freely because the matching top doesn’t fit! The next day I was lotioning up my boobs after a nice long shower and thought to myself how much time I could save in the morning if I had somebody to do that task for me. My boobs have a lot of surface area meaning lots of lotion squirts and lots of time to rub it in. Meanwhile I could spend that time doing my hair. Potential volunteers poured in from across the globe! Careful what I tweet:)
The morning of the 15th I headed to Wash. D.C. My flight was a bit late getting in, but nothing too crazy. After I arrived, I hit the shower and began unpacking. I never turned the TV on, but received a phone call from a friend, asking me where on the planet I was this week. I said D.C., and asked what was going on. That was when I found out Boston had two bombs go off at the Boston Marathon about an hour or two prior. Needless to say, for the next couple of weeks I was glued to the news following all the coverage, capture, and investigation of the suspects. Not long after that was the West Texas plant explosion. Equally tragic and sad for all the families there as well. Ironically, following my D.C. visit, I had originally planned on going to Boston. Instead, I changed it a few weeks earlier.Boston had to be crazy, with all the law enforcement agencies out in force. And the city actually shut down for a period. Just awful, but on the other side how impressive were the images of ‘Boston Strong’ the city displayed through it’s recovery. Back home I needed a distraction so what better place than the movies. A few of my guy friends took me to ’42’ and it was a great movie that really drove home some of the incredible hardships that Jackie Robinson faced. My challenges are so ridiculous when compared to that, but I did solve one that is always an issue: My boobs need room and the guys made sure I had two seats so my boobs wouldn’t spill over the arm rests. That can be painful after a couple of hours. But lots of ‘hugs’ made me feel better after the show.

The next day I had a bit of the Bizarro world when I heard frogs singing in a pond with deep snow on the ground around it. But that’s Minnesota, still chilly cold at the end of April! So chilly in fact that I needed a hot bubble bath before of all places: Miami, my last stop before the end of the month. Once I got off the plane, there’s no better feeling than the soothing Miami sun warming my boobs to the perfect erotic temperature. Oooh it felt soooo good!