The first half of July I was back to Canada. First to Brandon, Manitoba to the Keystone. It was just as I had remembered. The girls were new from last time, but just as nice. The same deejay, Jeff, was there and it was neat to see him again. He’s such a nice guy, so it was nice to catch up with him again. The management and staff was pretty much all the same which was great because they’re such a spectacular group.

Sunday, after my week there, I made the long drive back to Winnipeg to catch a flight to Calgary for a return to their Speak Easy club. I was excited to be there mainly because it was Calgary’s famous Stampede week! Talk about cowboys everywhere! I was hoping to be able to make it to the Stampede at some point that week, but the club’s schedule kept me from that opportunity. I had lunch shows along with my regular night sets and radio appearances. But what a great time I had! The girls again were fabulous and I had a ball! Thankfully, I had a new driver this time, so I wasn’t left stranded at all this trip (my last time I had a driver who didn’t show up half the time, so I kept having to call a cab and barely made my shows). The new driver was super enthusiastic as he was still a high schooler, who had just been working at the club a week before I got there, so he was trying very hard to impress. He was a nice guy, and we had a good time.

I was home for just a few hours before heading off to Boston for a few days and then Battle Creek, Michigan to the club Heartbreakers. It was a small club that had just been purchased by a new owner, who was trying to change things over and renew it’s reputation. It had a small narrow stage, but the girls and customers made for a great show every night. It was packed!

Back home, I was in a hurry to get my giant boobs camping! I was very excited to be going! I was looking forward to the rest, relaxation, campfires, friends and a few smores! And I took full advantage once I got up north and got my tent up! There’s nothing like sitting on the north shore of Lake Superior, listening to the loons, and watching the iron ore ships go by. Also, nothing like heading into small towns, so small they’re lucky if they have one street light, and population signs read in the hundreds, not thousands. As much as I love it up there, the one downside to being out there so remote is the access to great produce. You can only eat so many brats, chicken or fish, but you need some green too to be healthy! There’s nothing like fresh veggies grilled over an open fire, but it’s hard to come by when you’re out in the wild. However, we did manage to make the long haul to the “big” city with a reasonably sized grocery store to find some. I made time for just relaxation and communing with nature and the sounds of the outdoors. I love to go hiking and there’s so much wildlife to explore up there and I especially love hiking along shallow river beds that feel so remote, I can’t express how rejuvenating and peaceful it is. I hate leaving! But of course, the real world is calling, and my big boobs and I have to hit the road!

Back home from that super fun trip, I didn’t have much time before heading back on the road. I had just a day home to unpack, clean things and put things away before heading off to Los Angeles, New York and Atlanta.

Then, I took a couple of days to get ready for the Exotic Dancer Expo in Las Vegas. I arrived there a couple of days early to do some shoots and visit with fans and friends. I had a great time! Also my friend T was in town with his girlfriend, Theresa, who was so much fun! We had a great dinner out and then hit the hotel bar where we had the same two bartenders from the year before! We kept running into different friends at the bar and I ended up staying way later than I had planned to. We had such a blast! But thankfully I was feeling better than T the next day. He never made it to the show. Theresa eventually showed up without him, saying he was not feeling good, and wasn’t leaving the bed! Poor T had too much fun!

Tuesday was the first day of the trade show, and I had such a wonderful time this year! The trip just flew by way to fast. I did the usual, lots of schmoozing and catching up with friends and acquaintances I haven’t seen in quite a while. Tons of photos and lots of video.

Unfortunately this year, I was only able to stay for the first day of the trade show, as I had to be in Orange County to meet with a special friend. I did make it home in time to catch the Def Leppard concert that weekend, and found another day to spend at the state fair with friends, having an awesome day and ending summer on a great note. The concert was a lot of fun and was at the State Fair. So I met up with a bunch of friends that evening at the fair and headed over to the Grandstand to enjoy the show. Heart opened for them, but we opted to skip them, and made our way to our seats once they finished. I had pretty good seats, down on the ground next to the stage, and off to one side, so I wasn’t too packed in the middle (guys love it, I hate it). For awhile though it was a bit distracting for my friends because I kept running into fans, who wanted photos. One or two is okay, but there ended up being a couple of dozen by show time. I love meeting with my fans more than anything and even though my friends don’t mind, there are times I just want to be regular old me with my friends and not Chelsea Charms, you know? All told, the fans were respectful overall, so that was nice. I supposed if I had tried to hide my breasts a bit, maybe I wouldn’t have been as easily noticed, but with knockers this big, it’s nearly impossible in the summer.

A couple of days later I went to the fair again (with more discreet clothes) for my all-day fun with just a couple of close girlfriends. We got there early and stayed pretty late. I picked a gorgeous, sunny day, that wasn’t too hot and humid, so it wasn’t uncomfortable which was perfect because my boobs had just surpassed the 14,000 cc mark in each boob for the second time this year. My doctor estimated them at about 14.2 in my right boob and 14.4 in my left boob give or take a couple hundred cc’s. I’ll know for sure next time when I actually get a drain not just a checkup. But I’m going to wait until after my big show in Finland.