ChelseaCharms
Vol. 14 Issue 5 of 6
September / October 2013
World's BIGGEST globes traveling the globe!

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September 1 - 7

As stated in my last newsletter, I made it to the Minnesota State Fair to start off September. It was sooooo busy, and incredibly hot and humid! I spent the day trying to find the few spots with air conditioning, fans and shade and of course to get away from my own fans that were following me throughout the fair trying to get photos. Eventually the heat got the best of me for a bit, and I

found a quiet spot away from the crowds with some shade under a tree and let myself dose off a bit to recharge. I awoke though, to a bit of a crowd all holding cameras. A bit startling to say the least, but my friends figured it out and helped whisk me away. You’d think no one ever saw a huge breasted woman napping in the outdoors. Of course, I did manage lots of fun with my friends and lots of good, very bad for you, food. Oh and I almost forgot, I got elbowed in the boobs several times in the haunted house and one of the monsters even grabbed me:) And back to the “squirting incident.” It was during a mopping demonstration and the guy gave me a few squirts. No, not on ITSY and BITSY, but on my legs. Watch where you’re pointin’ that thing;) Back home I unleashed my tiny tiger top that hasn’t fit me in years. GREAT response!



September 8 - 30

I had some city hopping and major boob bouncing ahead, as I left for L.A. for a couple of days and then went directly to Detroit for another couple of days before heading to Lansing, MI to the Deja Vu club again. I’ve been there a few times now, so it goes pretty smooth there. The fans fill the place up every night!

I was then back to the club Silk, in Milwaukee, WI. It’s such a fun club! Alberto was my man there, he took care of me, and we had some fun again! I did a radio show on Thursday and while we were driving I saw a great “Melon time” sign, and had to pull over for a picture. That’s a club I wish I could stay longer than 3 days. Such a good time!

Then, I had a trip back to L.A. before heading home for some appointments with my accountants and financial advisors, and of course getting ready for my huge trip to Europe. And I almost forgot, my iphone broke too. Not good timing!!! Things never break down when it’s convenient.

October 1 - 15

Packing for Europe. I’m too big again for my jumbo bras!!! Ugh!!! Back to 15-16K cc again! So big, sooooo HEAVY! Flew out on Oct. 1, arriving in Paris. I was so excited to be back again. It’s such a beautiful city! I was lucky that I had my 2nd afternoon there open, so I was able to head to the Louvre, do some shopping, and go to my favorite tea shop. I enjoyed a green tea soup with ginger, tuna and apple-YUM! Unfortunately though my stay in Paris was a short one.

I then went to Zurich, another great city! Here I was able to go out with a friend to the Dolder Grand, a hotel and restaurant built in 1899 which overlooks the city of Zurich. It was so amazingly beautiful. The meal itself took 3 hours, and we enjoyed an 8 course tasting menu which was very diverse and devine! Everything from sea urchin to deer (they don’t call it venison). Each course looked like art, too beautiful to eat! After Zurich, I was then back to Helsinki. It was gorgeous and autumn-y, with lots of colors and sun. It was beautiful! My last leg of the trip was spent in London. Such a great time, as always! I made it out to my friend, Aziz’s, restaurant again with my friend T, staying way past closing time, making new friends, John and Helen. They were very interesting people, and soooo funny!They were a blast, and boy the drinks were going down easy that night! I only managed about 4 hours sleep before getting up the next morning, but the fun was very worth it. Also was notified that one of my interviews passed 5 million views on youtube to go along with another that passed 10 million! So cool! And was also named to the top five highlights for the 25th anniversary of the wonderful UK show, ‘This Morning.’ Great job Phillip and your wonderful staff!

October 17 - 31

Almost forgot to mention that when I posted my gray sweater dress on twitter and my closet that my email blew up. WOW! I thought it was a nice picture myself, but didn’t expect that big of a response! Back home, I took a couple of days to get my sleep back on track before heading out to New York. While on the trip I was notified that my statue is currently at the Fondazione Giorgio Cini exhibition in Venice, Italy! Thank you Marc! So cool to think in 1,000 years people might still be checking it out:)

I also spent a couple of days in Philly seeing friends before heading to Horsham, PA to the Double Visions club. It was a new stop for me, so I was looking forward to it. Until a couple of days before,

when I googled the club, looking for a website, and instead found news stories of a shooting there a week before. Then, I started wondering what kind of neighborhood it was in, and how it was run, etc. But I was quickly relieved when I was picked up and I asked the driver, and he gave me the story on what happened. The news story had made it sound more like a random shooting and the person had opened fire everywhere in the club. Apparently someone didn’t like getting cut off from the bar, and he decided to take it out on the two bartenders. Luckily, they’ll be ok, and were actually back home from the hospital when I made my appearance at the club. Pulling up outside the club, I was impressed, it looks like a new pretty stone building. Inside, it kind of has a neighborhood bar feel, except there’s a stage behind the bar. The bar goes around in a square shape, with two small stages, about 3 ft. by 6 ft. each. Usually, a stage like this means they don’t want the girls near the customers, so I was a little nervous at what I was going to do on those 2 tiny stages so far from everyone (I like to get up close and personal with Itsy and Bitsy!!). But they were real cool, and said I could play however I wanted, so I did and we had so much fun!!! Okay, back to the club . . . For the girls that work there, when they were done with their stage performance, they’d have them walk around the inside of the bar, and collect tips from customers, and the club still wanted me to do that, but since I’m so short, and my chest obstructs my reach so much, they let me walk around the outside of the bar. That worked easier and it was nice to be able to chat up close and personal with people and have some fun. It was nice I had so many people come out that I had met before and all the new friends too. I had a great time taking photos with everyone and doing couch dances. The staff at the club was so awesome! Dave was my driver, Brett and Shay were the dj’s and you could tell everyone has a great time working there. The girls were very beautiful and very nice, everyone made for a very easy going, fun atmosphere. I can’t wait to go back! Back home I went to see the movie Gravity and it got me thinking about my boobs floating in space:) Can’t imagine fitting in those tight spaces with my huge jugs! I also made it to one of my favorite restaurants, Ichiban’s. Once again, the chef ‘accidentally’ flipped rice down my tube top. I kind of paused as the guys at the table looked on anxiously waiting for me to reach in my cleavage and dig around to remove the rice. I had fun with it like always!


Lots of love, big tit hugs to all, Chelsea Charms

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