Vol. 13 Issue 5 of 6
September / October 2012
Vegas Expo leaves me BIGGGGG and BUSY!
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September 1 - 19
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Back home from Vegas I had over a week at home to rest up before doing a bunch of shoots. After such a grueling week in Vegas the first thing I did when I got home was get a full body massage . With no bra wearing for a week my boobs REALLY got big. Wow! I knew it was off the chart when I realized none of my jumbo bras fit. One of my sewing ladies told me to stop in for a measurement and not surprisingly I had grown a bunch since before I went to Vegas. A week after Vegas (after continuing with no bra of any kind and plenty of squeezing and prodding) I finally reached 72 inches again (about 182 to 183 cm) for the first time in quite some time! It was such an exhilarating feeling, but at the same time . . . I felt like I needed a slight drain with all the dance gigs I had coming up, but there was no time because I was off for a quick stop in San Francisco before heading to Spokane, Washington to the Deja Vu club.
I had been emailed by fans who were planning on coming to see my shows in Washington, and they had mentioned me performing with Dakota Skye. It wasn’t listed on my contract that I would be performing along side her, or anyone else, but since I was going to a different club each of the four nights, I figured we’d just be at different clubs each night. As it turned out I was wrong, but it couldn’t have worked out better. When I got in Tuesday night, the club manager gave me more information. Dakota and I would actually be performing together each night at a different club. We’d each have 2 shows a night, and each night we’d alternate who would go first. I had met Dakota Skye briefly a year ago at the Club Owner’s Expo in Vegas. It was just a quick introduction, and a couple of photos together, not too much to go on, as far as what she’s really like. I had seen one of her performances at a showcase, and knew she was phenomenal on stage. She does a very “adult” puppet show on stage, and is dubbed the Jeff Dunham of adult performers. So, beyond knowing I’d see some great shows, I wasn't sure what I’d be in for. . . whether she’d be a diva, annoying, real demanding, or just plain fun. So, the following day, I was supposed to meet Dakota and the manager in the hotel lobby to be taken into town to get our dancer licenses. We hit if off immediately and I was looking forward to the evening and working with her. It was a Wednesday night and it started off a little quiet in the club, so they kept pushing our shows back a little. Finally, we had a good crowd and I went up first. It wasn’t a huge stage, but the flooring was black, and as it was pretty dim in the club, it was tough to see the edges of the stage. And you know how I can’t even see my feet anyway so I kept trying to peek over to find the edges of the stage, so I wouldn’t go toppling over. Thankfully, I didn’t do a header into anyone’s lap! Dakota and I had a great night, but we were a little apprehensive about our schedule. We didn’t make it out of the club until about 2 a.m. and the club had arranged our flight leaving for Seattle at 8 a.m.! So we each managed about 2 hours of sleep after packing and getting ready! We landed in Seattle and were met by a manager of the Tacoma club that we’d be at that night. He got us loaded up and told us our schedule. We’d go get our dancer licenses for that club, which would take about 3 hours, then he’d take us to our hotel (thankfully, we’d be staying at one hotel the rest of the gig, so even though we were switching clubs each day, we didn’t also have to switch hotels). We’d be able to stay there an hour or 2 then we meet up with another manager at one of the clubs for the weekend, and he’d then take us to get the other licenses we’d need for the last 2 clubs of the week (Lake City and Seattle Dreamgirls), which would take another few hours. We were like,”no way!”. We were going on 2 hours of sleep, and that would give us no time to get any rest, or really any time to get ready before our pick up for the shows that night. So we managed to have the other manager meet us while we were doing our other running around, to streamline things a little. By the time we’d gotten back to our rooms after all the licensing (there’s got to be a better, more time efficient way to do that!), we had a couple of hours to get ready. No time for a nap, as I had been hoping! We made it to the Tacoma club that night, and did really well. By the end of the night we were both totally dragging! At least we weren’t going through it alone! We were both looking forward to the chance of sleeping in the next morning. The next 2 nights we were at different Seattle clubs and both were so busy and we had a much better time once we got some more rest. It turned into a super fun weekend working together! Luckily we’d be working together again really soon.
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September 20 - 30
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I had a few days off after that trip before seeing Dakota again at the Deja Vu in Colorado Springs, as we were booked together again. I had been at this club so many years ago! The deejay was the same as before and we picked up our fun right where we had left off! The club had been completely redone on the inside since the last time and was really nice. Dakota and I again had a wonderful time and totally agreed we’d work together again in a heartbeat! After Colorado, I had a day at home before heading to Honolulu, Hawaii! I was excited and bummed at the same time. I was so excited to be going to Hawaii, but the bad part was, I’d be there for only 2 days, as I had to get back to Los Angeles. I left very determined to go back soon, hopefully with plenty more time for fun!
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October 1 - 13
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I was so looking forward to a fun month in October! First, I was off to Toppers International in Athens, Georgia. What an awesome time (and an awesome name for a club)! I seriously didn’t want to leave. I had so much fun! I hit it off with a bunch of the girls and made plans to return and party with everyone. The club was busy the whole time and the deejays were amazing! There’s nothing better than working with deejays that talented! Athens is a college town which really lent the club to a young, fun energy. Every night was a party! In fact, after my first night I had to get online right away and place a rush order for more polaroid film. I sold so many photos my first night I knew I wouldn’t have enough to get through Saturday night, and I would hate to have to turn anyone away. Thankfully, it did arrive in time, so I was good to go! My last night there we locked the doors and had a private party with the girls, deejay bouncers, etc. with a whole lot of shots including one drink they named specifically for me,“Chelsea’s Cumshot,” which was made with a lot coconut Alize! How fun!!! I can’t wait to go back!
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October 14 - 31
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After Toppers, I was off to Silk in Milwaukee. This club’s exterior looked like a castle and inside it was very new and fresh. I’ve worked at their sister club in Madison before, so I knew this one would also be run well. And actually, the manager when I was at Madison, was now managing this one. So it was great to see Perry again, and meet his girlfriend. The club was huge and had such a gigantic stage for me and my giant boobs to bounce around in. It was so big that it was challenging to collect tips all the way around the stage more than once in a 4-6 song set. The crowd was so generous there!
On the way home I saw on the news that guy who jumped from the edge of space. Wow! I then wondered how I might look in a suit like that and how my heavy boobs would increase the gravitational pull. I had a week off of the road to do some shoots and even got a chance to play a little tennis with some friends. Normally I just watch them play because my tits make it impossible to move back and forth quickly, but they coaxed me into playing for a little bit. I knew it was time to stop when the tennis balls kept bouncing off my tits! Next I was headed to Florida. But first I made a stop on the east coast of Florida to visit my costume lady and do some dreaming/designing with her. I then drove to Pasco (outside of Tampa) for a club appearance at the Players Club. Going from the last 2 clubs, this was very different. This club was pretty small, especially the stage. It was huge in fun though! The manager here had worked with me at a club a few years back, and was awesome to run into him again! Once they decided to try features, he told them to book me, so I was the second feature to work here. Hurricane Sandy was moving in though, and I was a bit concerned. Granted it was supposed to hit the east coast, but I had never been in a hurricane, how big are they? How far would it reach? I kept asking people, and no one else was concerned here. I was told we’d get some rain, but nothing crazy. They were right, there was some rain, and lots of wind, but nothing close to severe here. The trouble was, I would be heading to Pittsburgh directly from Florida and I knew it was climbing the coast. I kept checking with the airline and the news and it didn’t look like I would have any issues with cancelations or delays. Thankfully, I did make it there uneventfully. I was to be there just for a day, leaving the next afternoon, but it looked like on my way home I could have some flight issues with the hurricane moving in. I tried to get on an earlier flight, but was told there was no way. For some reason I still decided to go to the airport early and it certainly paid off! I was called and notified that if I could make it to the gate in 10 minutes there was a seat for me. Good thing I was there, I made it with no problem. I was so relieved, especially once I got home and saw the news reports about all the devastation and chaos left in Sandy’s wake. My thoughts and prayers are still with them for a safe and speedy recovery! |
Lots of love, big tit hugs to all, Chelsea Charms
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