Indeed I was back to one of favorite places: Canada! On March 17 I was headed to Fort McMurray in northern Alberta to the Showgirls club. It’s a moderately sized city with a whole lot of snow this time of year (although the locals all kept saying the snow was currently down from where it is usually) Apparently, the local economy there revolves primarily around the oil industry. People kept telling me that the men in town outnumber the women, and apparently I was scheduled to be there before the crews were to head back out to the oil fields. My shows were set for Sunday through Tuesday before heading to another club. Sunday I headed into work early to get settled and to see if my promo stuff that was to be delivered had all been received.

Upon arriving I immediately knew it was going to be a fabulous time! Bear, the owner, was a great big, tattooed (head to toe-literally) teddy bear! Darcy, my driver and deejay was a whole lot of fun and the head security there was Wahoo, another huge bear of a man, who would intimidate anyone, if he wasn’t always smiling.

Before my first performance, we had already all hit it off and were having a great time. It was extremely busy all three days I was there. As everyone was saying, I was big news there and word was spreading quickly! I did a radio show and apparently there had been tons of advertising prior to my arrival, so they were ready for me! Unfortunately the time flew by way too quickly. I wanted to spend much longer there after making friends with everyone. The girls there are fantastic! We went for lunch a couple of days and had sushi. Then we checked out the local mall where of course, I always draw crowds when by myself, but the crowds were ever bigger with all the hot ladies with me! The tough part about my job sometimes is all the good byes, it would be nice to get to know some people better before having to take off to the next place.

But off I was with my next stop at Showgirls in Grand Prairie on Wednesday. After getting in I had some free time before beginning work there on Thursday. The nice thing was that the club had put me up in a hotel next to a mall, so I went and spent some time shopping. But as usual, I stood out a bit there and was getting lots of attention and a few mall followers that always make me nervous when I’m alone, so I didn’t hang out for as long as I would have liked. However, I should note that most people were simply amazed and complimentary about my giant tits including many women.

At this club, I was scheduled to work Thursday through Saturday. Mardy was the manager here (another big teddy bear, I think the Showgirls company likes the teddy bear type!). He had told me that they had been advertising me quite hard as well, but they were just advertising me being at the club Thursday and Friday and then would send out a new series of radio advertisements to pump up the Saturday night final shows. We did a radio show there also and it went pretty smooth. The deejay was great! He was very nice, but very nervous. He was new at the station and hadn’t done any interviews yet. But if he hadn’t of told me beforehand, I wouldn’t have known. He did very well!

At the club, I again had a total blast! The Fort McMurray club had talked to the staff at this club and said very nice things about me, so everyone was eager to meet me and again, I made some quick friends. The stage at this club was HUGE! It had a “moat” area around the stage, one large step down to get close to the tip rail where people were seated. Here, the girls are supposed to stay a few feet away from the customers and not allowed down in the “moat”, I did some sweet talking, and along with my favorable show reviews from Fort McMurray, convinced them to bend a few rules and let me have some fun. A neat thing about the stage here is that the dressing rooms are in the basement and so is the entry to the stage. You walk up these stairs from the basement and it leads directly onto the stage. Kinda cool! I haven’t seen this set up in a club before. Like I said, the club was allowing me to have some fun and once the crowd saw me step into the moat the first time each show they went nuts! I got to beat and bash people with my big breasts and let them fondle and get up close and very personal and they were loving it! It wasn’t something they were used to and we all had a great time! Of course, being in Canada I just had to get used to dealing with all the loonies and toonies (their $1 and $2 coins). Boy, they make for a heavy purse at the end of the night! My body was getting quite the work out lugging my heavy money bags not to mention my giant “fun” bags!

Thursday and Friday were spectacular. Such huge crowds again! Saturday was busy too, but I did manage a little more play time with the staff. Soon enough they had me participating with them in drinking games (I didn’t think people did those after college-but it was a lot of fun to let loose!). Nikki was a total blast! She’s a very hot waitress there that I hit it off with. After work that night, she talked me into tagging along to an after hours club that a lot of the staff goes to. I don’t remember the name of it, but it was so much fun in a very odd setting. It looked very nondescript like going to an urban flat/apartment, but it wasn’t. You walk in and there’s a few tables, a bar, and open floor for dancing and different levels with more tables and room to roam. None of these areas were very large though, kinda interesting.

I got a lot of attention when we walked in. The bartenders and staff there I immediately recognized because they had been to my shows. They basically provided an endless bar for Nikki and I. They were so much fun to hang with! Unfortunately, I had a flight early the next morning, so I hung out for a couple of hours dancing with everyone, but then had to head back to pack up. I wasn’t too worried about not getting any sleep this night, since I knew I had the following day to rest up before starting work again on Monday.

Monday came and the club wanted me to stop by that afternoon before the club was open, to meet the staff, the other girls, and go over things. They didn’t have a separate dressing room for me and the one they had for us girls to share was very small, so I knew I couldn’t bring everything in at once. I’d have to bring in just what I’d needed for each night. I talked to the owner, who wasn’t willing to budge at all with the regards to club rules, so I figured I’d just go with it. But I was getting an overall not so great feeling about the club by the way things were being run so far and the confusion with a lot of things. It was a bit disappointing as I had such high hopes coming from two other spectacular Showgirls clubs. And I had been at another club here in Edmonton about a year prior and that one totally rocked! Maybe my expectations were too high.

They certainly were! I was to perform here Monday through Thursday. I don’t think they did much for advertising and it showed because it wasn’t very busy. But as always I still managed to have fun!

My one highlight of this portion of my trip was Tuesday when I got together with my agent Ken. He is such a fun guy, who as long as I’ve known him, enjoys a good joke and doesn’t take anything too seriously. We did some lunch and went to his office to say hi to his staff (obviously, with them in Canada, I don’t get to see them very often). Then we headed to his friend’s law office. The friend, who works with another attorney who not only likes very large breasts, but is also pretty uptight and serious. They had thought up a scenario they wanted me to help them play out. Ken and his friend had set up an “appointment” with me to meet with Mr. Serious. I was with Ken, who was playing my boyfriend, and we wanted to sue the doctor who had done my breast augmentation. I was dressed pretty conservatively, covered up, and I stayed sitting down. We discussed how my doctor had done my breasts and that they were this new material that continued to cause my breasts to grow and that I was suffering extreme health issues and a restriction in my everyday activities. He was totally being all serious about it. After hearing my initial story, he then proceeded with all the follow up questions. He asked about the new material that was used and then wanted to know how much they had grown since the initial surgery. At that point, I stood up and flashed him. He was trying to remain serious and professional, although very shocked, until the other attorney started cracking up. At which time he figured out it was a joke. After everyone laughed hysterically for quite a long time, Ken and his friend explained how they set up the whole prank. He then began asking, not so professionally now, all about my big boobs and career. It was a real hoot! I don’t think he’ll ever forget me standing up and flashing him! The look on his face was priceless!