ChelseaCharms
Vol. 15 Issue 2 of 6
March / April 2014
No rest for the BIGGEST BREASTS :-)
Passport punchin!

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March 1 - 12

Welcomed in March by being awarded a celebratory Oscar from the fans for best boobs! I could have won for most traveled as well with the incredible amount of gigs on my schedule. I’m busier than ever!!! But as media members, my agents, doctors, costume makers and fans worldwide remind me all the time: having the BIGGEST boobs in the world also comes with many monumental global-sized responsibilities. And so my world travel quest continues:) More people to meet, more hugs to give and more fans to entertain:) I have such a dedication for sharing BIG BOOB passion with everyone worldwide! So, after leaving Greensboro, NC, I went to NY and Washington DC, both for a couple of days, getting home on March 5th. I then had a couple of days to pack and get ready for some birthday fun!! My GIANT boobs and I were heading back to Vegas once again to live it up a bit with a couple of friends! We were in Vegas for four exhausting, great, exciting, days. We saw all types of shows, like Penn and Teller, X Burlesque, and Cirque du Soleil: KA. Of course there was also tons of great food, drinks and all the sites of Vegas, not to mention all the fans that said hello:) Loved seeing you all! I’m not much of a gambler, but I did tag along and lost a little. I think that’s why I’d rather just rest my boobs on the table and watch everybody else play. Of course, the four days were over way too fast and before I knew it, I was coming home totally wiped out! And when I got home: a pallet busting bodacious bounty of gifts waiting for me! Wow!!! I now have a special section at the post office:) And at the same time . . . I released my new dvd: Funbag Fitness.The overwhelming response immediately caused a traffic chain reaction and crashed my site for a short while.



March 13 - 31

I had one day home to unpack, do laundry, repack and get ready for my trip to the Tampa Deja Vu. I had an interesting gig this time, schedule-wise, as I was to perform Friday and Saturday, have Sunday off, and work again on Monday which was St. Patrick’s Day.They were planning on a big party for St. Patrick’s Day and wanted me to stay for it.The club was nice and laid back, and the staff was great. Unfortunately it rained all day, but amazingly that didn’t stop my fans from turning out St. Patrick’s Day. It was such a great time! After that trip, I managed to have a whole day and a half home to do the unpacking/repacking routine and head out to the east coast.This time I had 2 nights at Spanky’s in Easton, PA, and then Saturday night at Club 15 in Lake Hopatcong, NJ. I had such a wonderful time at Spanky’s, the girls were fabulous and so much fun! Especially Veyda Kiss, who I had met before at an Expo in Vegas. She’s a blast to be around.When she’s not on the road featuring, this is her home club.The stage here wasn’t my favorite, as I’m not the biggest fan of having the stage behind the bar. The bar here is L shaped with 2 stages in the middle of the bar.You have be be careful to watch out for the bartenders, cause the stage isn’t very wide, but I think they’ve become pretty adept at dodging swirling, kicking girls.
The 2 days flew by quickly. Unfortunately it ended on a somber note, as a fight broke out not too long before close on Friday night that involved customers and security.The cops were called and one of the security guys was taken to the hospital. It was pretty sad, all started with a guy getting physical with his girlfriend. Such a shame. Luckily security made sure I was safe. The next night I was in Lake Hopatcong.This club was pretty bare bones, feeling like a neighborhood bar, with pool tables, concrete floors, and again, the stage behind the bar. Here though, the stage was a bit higher, and they had no stairs or even a stool.And I, being only 5 foot 2 with over 60 pounds of tits didn’t want to have to crawl up onto the stage, so I had to have the very large bouncer lift me onto stage.That was a first for me!! Quite the entrance! A little awkward for me, but better than crawling. Back home more b-day gifts! You guys are the breast! Extremely grateful to you all!!!

I got 3 whole days home this time between gigs! I was off next to the famous Christie’s Cabaret chain in Arizona. I’d be spending one night each at three different clubs, the Phoenix one, Glendale, and then Tempe. I had a great time! Christie’s has some beautiful clubs.The Phoenix location was 2 stories, with an elevator, and so beautiful! It had a long staircase leading from the upstairs to the stage. I opted out of using that entrance to the stage, as I was afraid I’d go tumbling down them.Things like that can happen when you can’t see your feet, and you’re in a dimly lit club, etc. So I used the main floor stairs to the stage (like 3 or 4- I can handle them!). The last night at Tempe was so fabulous! It’s a real nice, big club, with a big stage.The place was packed all night long with people there ready to have a good time. Fans came from all over! It had such a great energy there the whole time. The staff at all three clubs were wonderful.They were fun and took great care of me. I can’t wait to be back for more!



April 1 - 13

My next trip had me in Chesapeake,VA to the Headlights clubs. Here again, I was at a different club each night.The rules at these clubs were more complicated. I had to keep my bikini top on sometimes on stage, and absolutely if I was going to have any contact with anyone, so a lot of the time, I was sliding my top off and on.Two of the clubs had an alcohol and non-alcohol side, and I had to remember which rules went with each side, and then at the different clubs. I just kept re-asking, and making sure I had it right.

Next, I was off to see some more Christie’s Cabarets in Ohio. I was again at a different one each night, visiting Canton, Brunswick and Cleveland. I had a great driver who was with me each day and took good care of me.As with all of the Christie’s clubs, they’re well run, and staffed wonderfully. I had a great time and was well taken care of! Hope to work with Christies again being they’re such professionals and extremely classy.That’s probably why they’re at the top of the industry.



April 14 - 30

I was happy to have a full week in MN! Finally a little time to relax and work on some things at home. But wouldn’t you know it . . . My webmaster left town to sail in the Pacific, and that would be the time the server crashes and my website goes down again.We gambled putting up the new dvd as a download and the demand was off the chart!!! My fill-in webmaster was doing his best to repair things, but my main webmaster had the complete back up of the site, and he had no WIFI out on the high seas.What a wild time! Luckily my webmaster was quick to react and hurried back to the mainland and hopped a flight home to save the day as soon as he could. In all these years with my site, I’ve never had it go down like this, twice in a month’s time. Next time I release a new DVD we’ll monitor the traffic better. But I appreciate the massive interest!!! Wow!

Got to see all my relatives on Easter and spend a nice relaxed time to catch up and enjoy everybody.Then, the next day, I was off to Europe again! Before the end of the month I had been in Zurich and London. Both great cities that I love visiting again and again.This time in London though there was the Tube strike, which I was afraid would create more chaos than it seemed to (at least for me). I didn’t have a problem getting cabs and such. Like always, more time in these cities is always needed. Such a great time seeing everyone again! Although I didn’t make it to the exhibit I was so excited to hear my statue, created by the incredibly talented world renown artist Marc Quinn, is currently finishing up a tour with a stop in Istanbul at the ARTER Space for ART in the ‘The Sleep of Reason.’ So humbled to know a statue of me constantly tours the globe! So grateful for everybody and everything!




Lots of love, big tit hugs to all, Chelsea Charms

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